I’m inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life.

Jewish dietary law… Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now.

I’m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they’ve won the Canadian lottery.

My wife was preparing to bake bread… I asked what that was she was putting into the mix. She said, “dill weed”. I said, “Darling, you know I love your recipes, but I refuse to eat dill dough!”.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress

New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism

Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time.