How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer.

What’s an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac.

What’s your favorite city in China? Taiwan

My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May.

Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?”. The lady replied “No but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

“You can be anything!” Okay I’m going to be Kanye west “Josh that’s not what I meant” Shhhh *puts my finger to her lips* It’s Kanye now

What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia.

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women? A little bizar