What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho’s

Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels.

A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: “Hurt me! Hurt me!” Sadist: “No.”

I asked my friend if he knew binary he said “yeah I took the 101 class”

Today is Hitler s birthday. How about a hitler joke? Why did Hitler give the jews a shower? – They were Au-schvitzing.

I didn’t get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don’t hire blind people.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth.

I’m glad I’m not invited to Joan Rivers’ funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner.