Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII? They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options.

What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae

What’s the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

btw, my linkedin endorsements for “Dreamweaver” are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software

Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole.

I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke.

What’s the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

“BRING ME THE FOETUS’ OF 3 CHICKENS” *Maniacal stare* “Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette” “AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES”