What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD

Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

LPT Don’t order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub

What’s the I.T. guy’s favorite pokemon game? It’s a toss up between ruby and perl.

Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I’m currently dying of.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE? AN IMPASTA.

Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however… not so much.

It’s me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine’s Day…

2 men walk into a bar… You would think one of them saw it