Review about the movie “Ip Man” (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people.

An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn…. …The Owl says nothing because Owls can’t talk, the Owl then eats the Squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What’s green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.

A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shih Tzu.

How much money does a gay pornstar earn? A buttload

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? ’cause they’re ugly and they stink.

What’s the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job.

Why isn’t Hitler invited to any barbecues? Because he always burns the franks.

how do you make a dog go “meow”? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!

I was wondering when the sun would come up… and then it dawned on me.