Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean.

Why didn’t the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust.

I didn’t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It’s not that I don’t like my job, it’s just

What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg 😀

I found out why I’m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? They had a *Necro*mantic** time.

I’m going to name my son Glove Being handy will come to him naturally