Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?

I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I’d be behind her all the way.

What’s wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It’s CoRnY

What’s worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming.

If you don’t know the difference between a spree killer, a mass murderer, and a serial killer, we can’t be friends.

Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock

How do lions like their steaks? RAWR

A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future.

What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I’ll show myself out.

What’s the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.