What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV

I’m old enough to remember being the tv remote.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church

How do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese

This pill bottle says ‘Take with plenty of fluids’ and ‘Don’t take with alcohol’. That doesn’t even make sense.

What is Alzheimer’s? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?

Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine’s Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep that sh!t to yourself. Sincerely, Single People

What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I’m no good at math!