I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said “Si’” I said “Yes, C” And that is how the fight got started.

“Reality is for people who can’t use the internet.”

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course.

If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my “cycle” and just told me that I’m ovulating and that I should mingle more.

What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!

What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?

I hate in your end. O. (innuendo)

Dear Board of Education… So are we. – Sincerely, the students

Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here.

I had sex with this girl for 1 hour and 45 seconds last night…. Thanks daylight savings.