Straight guys, don’t act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you… …because then they’ll definitely wanna fuck you.

what do people call bob the builder when he’s not building anything? bob

A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother…. They couldn’t settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry

Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank… When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. “Come on in the waters great.” One banana turns to the other and says. “Do you believe this shit.”

Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did.

Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life.

They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit

A termite walks into a bar and asks “is the bartender here?” Is the bar tender here?

Hi, I’d like a salamus sandwich, please. “You mean salami?” No, just a single salamus. “People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani.”

What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.