So North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un executes it’s defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that.

Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane.

Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button.

Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn’t protect from harmful rays

Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad

heres a funny one. womens rights /s

If a Woman says you’re “unfuckable”… …she means “you’re unattractive”. If a Man says you’re “unfuckable” it means “you’re a Mermaid”

I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape