Karma’s only a bitch if you are.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Religion… That is all.

They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A “booquet” of flower.

What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven’t I ?