What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon

If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later.

Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack

A Dietitian X Nun’s favourite song? Agave Maria

What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)

What’s a pirates favorite type of thread? Yaaaaarn.

In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do.

A vegetable walks into a bar… Just kidding, he’ll never walk again.

What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? A cannibal.

What happened to the frog’s illegally parked car? It got toad away