Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care

I play music for the National Alzheimer’s Awareness club “Somebody I used to know” probably wasn’t the best song to pick

What is Kanye West’s favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar. And he ordered one drink.

[giant fork knocks at my door] “Excuse me sir do you have any spoons?” [a family of spoons are cowering in my kitchen drawer] “um…no sir?”

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical..

*waiter lays down my plate* “Can I get u anything else?” U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok

White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared, because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes.

Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now.