What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station.

Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.

I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump’s new administration standing around completely nude… … I’ve never seen so many Goldman sacks!

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I’m making music flashcards and I’m soooo bored :/

What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They’re both full of shit.

“There is no spoon” -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves

Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say “Did you see how ugly that girl’s hair was?”

If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!