Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn’t get it.

Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don’t even mention Captain America at all.

“Pick a lane! Any lane!” – I hate commuter magicians.

[Hostage situation] Um I don’t want to be “that hostage”, but I just want to let you know I have a gluten allergy.

Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do.

Niantic title

I don’t understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don’t they?

I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again… Ever since Trig was born, she’s been Down to fuck.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.