Hey, people “liking” Walmart on Facebook – you OK?

What’s the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it.

What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof.

Every Adele song is about lasagna.

Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered.

There is rumor of a new “Amish Flu” out of Pennsylvania… the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.

Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable.

Dozing off during Sportscenter and waking up an hour later in the same clip is every guy’s version of Memento.

For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa.

[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine