An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What’s wrong with it? Doesn’t start?

In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life.

What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide.

Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11… They were 2 large plains.

Explained to my client that he shouldn’t put “urgent” in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as “urgent urgent”.

What’s the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can’t hear an apple

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in

A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who’s highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome

Doctor doctor I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.

Once a person turns 60, the “reply all” feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails.