Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard!

what’s the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair.

A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said “If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag… I’ll give you both of them.”

Psychologists say that the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. It’s the taking part that counts.

Ha ha! Clinton-Dix

Why can’t women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.

Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead

Just bought a white pool stick… Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school.

A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog… It was a shitzu