It takes balls to be a man.

why isn’t thunder called soundning

What’s the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from.

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I’ll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception

Dance like you aren’t depressed. Sing like you didn’t kill that homeless guy. Love like you don’t have herpes.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don’t think the exact same way as them.