Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because “made of bread” was already taken by Jesus.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino

The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away

What’s green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s finger.

You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees.

What’s the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam? Look! No hands!

Are you pudgey? Cause you have me hooked!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they

For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave.

What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry.