What’s the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don’t come with trigger warnings.

I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone

Ladies: we’re not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials.

I bought a timeshare on a racehorse. It’s a nightmare.

How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood.

A student walks up to their teacher. Student: “Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn’t do?” Teacher: “Of course not! why?” Student: “Because I didn’t do my homework”

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms.

As an Asian, puberty doesn’t hit us… our parents do.

Bunch of good one-liners

Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they’ve been trying to do it using dial-up internet