Since Justin Bieber has the “Beliebers” and Lady Gaga has the “Little Monsters” I’d like to name Robin Thicke’s fans “Thickeheads.”

My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I’ve given birth to everything that’s wrong with America.

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.

I was caught stalking David Cameron today I told the police that I was simply following the political movement.

I’m going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone… Now its Hans free.

A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box.

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