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I like to name my hotdog “The Moment”… …so I can relish it

You know you’re tired when you kneel on the ground pick something up and then have to decide if it’s easier to get up or just live there now

where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia

Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off…

I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)

I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it’s quite deep.