What’s the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There’s 20 of them.

What’s white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa.

Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they’re under 13, just do them in your head.

So Jesus walks into a hotel… Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, ‘Could you put me up for the night?’

(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher’s brutally honest opinion that he’s just a half-measure? “You’re such a Frank Castle.”

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.

My friend is addicted to brake fluid… …but he says he can stop anytime

Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months

What’s the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I’m not Willy Nelson