What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright …

I was pretty sure I’ve been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn’t working.

Stay out of my dreams if you’re not going to be there when I open my eyes

Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It…um…it was a pretty good one.

What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

I’ve just left feedback for my second hand telescope I bought from eBay. Rubbish; 2 Stars.

What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud 🙂

Why didn’t the bunny hop? No bunny knows… 🙁

Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs

“You’re under arrest for trespassing.” “On what grounds?” -FromJokester4Android