What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator.

Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump

Most women turn into good drivers So if you’re a good driver watch out for women turning

How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty….crafty. -Go to hell sir.

If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money… …I’d just laugh and search with them.

Don’t give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don’t give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there’s no excuse.

There’s no reason to be tailgating me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car looks ridiculous!

What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.

I’m not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people.