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What’s Santa’s favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher

At what time does a dentist have the most business? Tooth-hurty

What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find.

I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it’s always Jammin’.

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