Racial jokes: Put em here, let’s see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!

A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn’t scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face.

When my SO is sad, she likes to code. So I give her some &nbsp

Why do women have periods? because they deserve them.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

Donald Trump’s Executive Plan for the next 4 years. 1. Make America Great Again 2. ? 3. Profit

Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant – you can only hide it for so long.

How to tell if you suck at football… Hint: You call it soccer.

I tried to break into the Apple Store but… …the backdoor was locked and they didn’t have any windows

Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat