Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.

What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. “I cum from the hood”

I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster

Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz… They all gave it one star.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense.

About to go out and make some foreign dude’s night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I’ll be ordering.

Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture … He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected.

A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine He was soda pressed.

How are synagogues like lemons? They’re full of acidic juice.