“Nailed it.” -inventor of crucifixion

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body? Hairoin

In Canada, she’s Kilometery Cyrus.

Why are people afraid of Donald Trump? Because he’s run more buildings into the ground than Al-Qaeda.

Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible.

The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat.

Why shouldn’t you kiss anybody on New Years Day? Because it’s the first date.

What’s Mexican’s Favourite Horror Movie Ju-Juan I’ll see myself out.

You can’t trust Atoms .. They make up everything

What’s a mathematician’s favorite drug? dx/dc