I met a girl with 12 nipples It sounds funny Dozen tit

My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears.

How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.

german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around

Jewish kid asks his father for $50 … His father replies: “Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!”

Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell “have at him Damian!”

God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that’s alive. And stuff that’s dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.