Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors

There’s only one way to get a girl’s heart… And that’s through her rib cage

What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn’t work.

What do you call a carrot that repeats everything you say? WOAH! BACK UP, BACK UP. You’ve seen a TALKING CARROT?

If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn’t make sense. Forget it.

How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4

My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike