How do angels greet each other? They say Halo.

How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech

Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit.

I dated this Muslim girl once… She was the bomb!

Spent over an hour at the wife’s grave this morning. Bless her, she thinks I’m digging a pond.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally? It gets toad away

I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i’m just a beat off.

Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture.

Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!

I’m watching so many cute animals videos I think I’m developing aww-tism.