What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ………… And then another horse started having sex with it.

Superman: ” I’m faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive” Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated

What’s cheaper than a wall? Landmines.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo 🙁

What do you call your last girlfriend’s vagina? Xbox

[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!