I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he’s too ghoul for school.

What did the Bra say to the Hat? I’ll hang around here, you go on a head.

Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

A different Roman walks into a bar… Hey cousin, want to go bowling?

I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?

Did you hear about the magic tractor ? … It went down the lane and turned into a field.

Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.

My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter.

Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I’ll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.

Why are some chillies nosy? They’re jalapeno business