I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately.

Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it…. No …because its fat and greasy.

Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet!’ she replied!

Who is Joseph Kony’s favorite rapper? Soulja Boy

What’s sexier than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!

Why did sally fall of the swing? she had no arms

The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies

Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn’t