How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock… …when she pricks her finger with the needle. – Shit! – Crap, I said shit! – Damn, I said crap! – Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways.

Who just rang my doorbell? Its either: 1. A murderer 2. The police 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking

Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle’s farm and he’d dry you off with his strong arms?

When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.

What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers

I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that’s the only reason I still have it. A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn

Him: Are you mad? Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: No, I’m fine, why?

How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)

What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg.