Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, “2 will change my life.” Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket.

You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money

What did the policeman say to his stomach? “You’re under a vest!”

What did the passive-aggressive raven say? “Nevermind, Nevermind”

Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa.

Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird…. Dozen Tit?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it….

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