What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb

These microwaved pot stickers taste like fixed income.

What goes oo oo oo. A cow with no lips.

How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??

Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other? They had a falling out…

How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer.

Why is James Bond’s favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox? He doesn’t need to tell him to shake the martini.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can’t change anything.

What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9