Why don’t the British make computers? They can’t figure out how to make them leak oil.

What’s the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person.

What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun.

What did the farmer tell the hoe? Let’s get dirty.

They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died.

The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday… I think they misheard me when I said “I wanna watch”

What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball