Why aren’t Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Every DJ’s picture looks like they just got done effing your mom & can’t wait to tell you about it.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire’s favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif

So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat… The bartender yells, “Hey, give that back!”

Husband Call to her Wife from Hell…. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay… Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free… 🙂

If two rap artists adopted a child… Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?

4: Let’s hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, “Come here, Turkeys!” I might be raising Elmer Fudd.

My dad got fired from the local calendar shop He kept taking days off