What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction? Floppy Giuseppe

What’s worse then ants in your pants? Uncles.

Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey

Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

“Let’s sleep in when we can’t sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in” – children

Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? The Taxi Dermist.

Dentist: this is gonna hurt a lot Me: ok Dentist: I’ve been sleeping with your wife

If I were an astronaut, I’d want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don’t want to take the risk of actually going into space.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don’t change it. They just beat the room for being black.