On Reddit, nothing is more suspenseful for me than… [Deleted]

A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Married sex is a lot like Prison sex… The sex you’re wanting, you’re not getting. And the sex you’re getting, you’re not wanting.

MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you’ll go blind SON: Hey dad I’m over here.

I don’t discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.

[Request] Some computer jokes.

Do let me know if you’re ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You’re welcome 🙂

If you play Apple’s Beatle announcement backwards it says “I can’t believe you don’t know how to download music illegally”

Why did the chicken cross the road?….To get to the idiots house. Knock knock….Who’s there…..The Chicken

If you have trouble spelling… Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you