Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off

What happened when a heart robs a bank? It gets put under cardiac arrest.

WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!

What do you call a dog that’s into BDSM? A subwoofer.

Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think “Maybe I did that with my mind”?

If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel.

Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!

What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom

Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.