My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts.

Why can’t you believe what an atom tells you? Because they make up everything!

With all the negativity world-wide lately, it’s nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive

Man’s wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked “Where’v you been all day?” “At the beauty salon” “Were they closed!?”

What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute

Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That’s when I realized I’d drugged the wrong glass

What did the five fingers say to the phallus? “FAP!!!”

Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up.