I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It’s a mess out here !

A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man.

Someone asked me, “What’s the difference the testes and the penis?” I said, “Well, there’s a vas deferens between them.”

Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can’t help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids.

What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

I’ve compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.

My girlfriend is a game girl And I’m the game boy

I noticed you’re eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?

Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.