Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back? Like what do single people do about back pimples?

Donald Trump doesn’t have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall.

Next time you’re not feeling hungry, tell yourself you’re going on a diet in an hour & you’ll unleash the starving African child inside you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken’s family.

Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box

There are three types of people in this world… Those who can count, and those who can’t.

The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes.

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Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N.

So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair