On Possession So me and my sister when in a fight and she said, “Your so possessive”, I responded, “What about my possession, is it ok?

How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?

I’m bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed.

Did you hear that M. Night Shyamalan is making a new movie about a ninja with a nipple fetish? You’ll never see the twist coming

Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants.

Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed… He brought the whole plane down.

What’s the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

“I found my charger!!” – a love story

I’m still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm.